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[enigmaster]

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[enigmaster]

Of course.

[He always is, Oswald.]

I don't have to say why this is a bad idea, do I?

[agoodname]

[ at that, his expression falls back into pensive, a furrow between his brows. Then, after a moment: ]

No. You don't.

[enigmaster]

And yet, there you are.

[agoodname]

[ That...he doesn't answer right away. He looks...troubled. But he isn't leaving. After a solid minute--] I'm being careful. Not everyone is checking the cameras to see if people are sitting on fire escapes, you know.

[enigmaster]

And if someone looks out the window?

[agoodname]

[ :/ ]

That's why I'm sitting under it, not in front of it.

If someone looks out, I'll make some excuse.

[enigmaster]

Oswald.

[Buddy.]

[agoodname]

[ At that, he turns his face away from the camera, giving Edward the back of his head and his ear, petulant. And doesn't answer. So there. ]

[enigmaster]

Now you're just being childish.

[agoodname]

[it's tempting to ignore that buzzing of his cell phone--but he won't, because he knows better. So he flicks it open to read it--before turning his head to petulantly stick his tongue out at the camera.]

[enigmaster]

Oh, really?

Honestly.

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[agoodname]

[ He glances away from the camera again, then, lips pressing together. Finally he starts to type into his phone again]I just

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[agoodname]

I want to hear for myself that they're happy.

[enigmaster]

[...]

I understand.




I still think this is a terrible idea.

[agoodname]

[he's quiet again for a minute, giving the camera his profile, brow furrowed...before he types out another response] I discovered why they've never had children.

[enigmaster]

[He really wants to keep encouraging Oswald to get down from there, but then he texts that and... damn it.]

And why is that?

[agoodname]

My father [ no wait, backspace, erase ]

Elijah has a heart condition. He has a hole in his heart. They caught it much earlier than my father--he was diagnosed when was a child. Apparently the medication made him sterile.

[enigmaster]

I see.

That explains that, then. Is that

[...]

How do you feel about that?

[agoodname]

[ His expression, somehow, smoothes out a bit as he reports the conclusion he's come to ]It answers the question as to why they're both alive.

[enigmaster]

[Oh.


Oh.]

You know it's more complicated than that.

[agoodname]

Is it? [ his expression is still carefully as blank as he can make it ] It's the only common thread between their deaths.

[enigmaster]

And that equals causation, now?

[agoodname]

In this case, yes. Considering both parties were aiming to either control or kill me.

[enigmaster]

I wonder what might have happened had Mr. Van Dahl ever had a run in with the woman he ended up with on your end. As far as I can tell, there is no trace of the woman over here. She might simply not exist in this dimension.

Now, I wonder. How jealous might she have been if she had been here. She's certainly proved herself driven enough to do anything to get the money she feels she deserves.

Who knows what she might have done?

[agoodname]

[ Oswald read's that. And then his mouth twists into a hard scowl ]

There are plenty more people out there with more money than my fa Mr. Van Dahl; he's hardly as easy of a mark if he's already married.