friends across the dark

[enigmaster]

Inter-dimensional Pen Pals

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[agoodname]

You really are. Fashion is a preferred hobby of mine. How fortunate you have me to guide you through its many pitfalls.

[enigmaster]

Very fortunate indeed. [He's only slightly joking, now. Too much of that is entirely sincere.] What would I do without you? [Well, apparently feel like absolute garbage, judging from the last several weeks.]

[agoodname]

Possibly wear something hideous or not appropriately eye-catching enough for the Riddler?

[enigmaster]

Now I worry what on earth you think I'd wear if left to my own devices.

[agoodname]

....it would probably be fine. [he sounds amused]

[enigmaster]

...I appreciate your faith in me. [Very dry.]

[agoodname]

It's not that your fashion sense was poor, simply.... Mine's better, that's all.

[enigmaster]

...Uh-huh. [why does he feel... insulted......]

[agoodname]

No need to take it personally Edward. [:>] For example, I could craft my own riddles if I wanted to, but they would be nowhere near the caliber of yours.

[enigmaster]

Hm. Could you?

[agoodname]

I could, if I really put my mind to it.

[enigmaster]

Well, your mind is very impressive. Good, then. I look forward to your attempt. [......wait hm?]

[agoodname]

[.....]

I said I could, not that I want to, Edward.

[enigmaster]

Well, so often we must do things we don't want to, Oswald. Such is life. But I'm sure you will manage.

[agoodname]

[. . . . . ]

Fine.

If I'm going to write a riddle, you get to design a suit.

[enigmaster]

...Fine. Why not.

I'll do just fine, of course.

[agoodname]

Mmhmm. Well. I certainly look forward to your results.