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[enigmaster]

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[enigmaster]

As am I. I don't think anyone's even made the connection they need to begin to solve this.

Question! What do the elements germanium, nickel, uranium, and sulfur have in common with the Riddler?

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[agoodname]

[hold on, he has to think of all the element names.....]

[agoodname]

[....ah. Of course.

Edward, you’re just adorable ]

[agoodname]

[now...he could just give him the answer he wants but....what fun would that be?? ]

They’re both made up of many elements?

[enigmaster]

[you little--]

Oswald come on.

[agoodname]

Oh, was that not it?

[now this is just delightful ]

Hmmm....is it that uranium glass is bright green in the right light?

Though I suppose that discounts the other elements...

[enigmaster]

You're doing this on purpose.

[agoodname]

Me??? Edward, really. Perhaps your riddle has simply stumped me!

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[enigmaster]

You're terrible and I hate you.

[No. Wait. This doesn't convey his anger enough.]

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[enigmaster]

>:(

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[agoodname]

Oh come now, Edward, there’s no need for that sort of language.

[agoodname]

How about this:

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[agoodname]

They’re both simply GeNiUS.

Was I correct this time? :>

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[enigmaster]

>:(

YES. THANK YOU.

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[enigmaster]

Oh, you were ENJOYING that.

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[agoodname]

I truely was. :>>>

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[agoodname]

I’m terribly sorry, Edward. I couldn’t help but tease you just a little.

[enigmaster]

Terrible.

You're lucky I like you so much.

[agoodname]

[alsdfhlsdkfskldhflsdhfs]

I truly am, aren't I?

[he knows he's has the dopiest smile on his face right now, but it's fine, no one's here to see.]

[enigmaster]

It's a rare event, so I'd say so.

Well.

More like it's happened all of once.

[Congrats, Oswald, you're literally the one person Edward likes.]

[agoodname]

[.....oh. He supposes he should worry about that a bit. That he's the only person Edward has ever liked. He should like more people, have more friends, in theory, but... well. Oswald can't say it doesn't make him feel special. And that's a rather very nice feeling.] So...just me, then?

[enigmaster]

Yes, just you.

And people don't usually like me either.

I don't really care, mind you. They haven't exactly been worth the effort. Nothing lost.

[agoodname]

I'm glad you think I'm worth the effort. Because I like you quite a bit.

[enigmaster]

Aren't you sweet? And such good taste, too.

[agoodname]

Edward, you should know by now that my taste is impeccable.